HAHAHA! so freakin’ hilarious. You are just trying to make yourself feel better. Go on, keep telling yourself that. You and I both know that what you’re saying isn’t true. No matter how many times you try to justify it, sorry you’re wrong. Your arguments are invalid. 

Lmao, ahhh I apologize. It’s just too damn funny.

There are endless reasons why what you said is just too ridiculous and absurd. I’m pretty sure there are a billion other people in the world that would agree.